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Corporal Punishment: Yay or Nay?

I know I know, it’s just so much easier to send your child to the room ,or “Time Out” right? Well stop being lazy and get up and whip that child’s ass! You are the parent, you run things around your house right? If you want to run things then you better get a handle on shit around your house! Stop letting that stubborn child run your life. Sometimes you just need to break out a wooden spoon, broom handle, or something of that matter and beat the shit out of their rear end. Next time you are at an event or a certain circumstance that your child doesn’t want to be removed from try these two methods and see what works best for you.

Option 1: Asking Nicely and Time Out  

(Timmy is at the skating rink having a wonderful day when his mom comes over to ask him to leave)

Mom: “Timmy, it’s time to go dear”

Timmy: “Go get me a sandwich bitch, it aint time to leave”

Mom: “Timmy, you should never talk to your mother that way!”

Timmy: “You finished with my sandwich yet?”

Mom: “You are sitting in time out, when we get home”

Timmy: “good I need to take a shit anyhow”

Option 2: Lay the smack down

(Same scenario, different mom)

Mom: “Cmon’ Timmy! Time to go!”

Timmy: “But mom, the other kids are still here”

Mom: “Don’t make me come out there and whip yo ass with a skate!! You got 3 seconds to get in the car!!”

Timmy: “Yes ma’am”